| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Sunny, playful, and slightly sarcastic — this tee carries a vintage cartoon sun wearing shades with the cheeky line “No rate increase in 4.6 billion years.” It settles into everyday wear with a relaxed crew neck and classic fit, the kind you throw on for errands, park hangs, or a lazy coffee run. The soft, sturdy cotton wears in nicely, the print sits bold on the chest and a small sleeve detail adds character without shouting. It’s lighthearted and a little clever — for people who like their humor low-key and their wardrobe easygoing.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck, DTG for main graphic — crisp, detailed artwork
- OEKO-TEX® certified; tear-away label and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

